Gentlemen, I have seen the face of idiocy.

by AstralFire - 06/18/2010

And it is the road planner in Manassas, VA.

From an obscene amount of roads with the same name, different street type (Richmond Street, Richmond Avenue, Richmond Road...).

To highways that change name for the length of like three city blocks before changing back.

To highways that change name three or four times in about five city blocks.

To the crowning jewel of this regalia of retardation: A road where two one-way streets meet head on, with your only indication of the turn being faded and cracked symbols painted onto the asphalt. God, I just about had a heart attack when I turned the corner and saw a stream of cars driving towards me at 40 MPH.